Discourtesy Clerk [Unfinity] Phyrexian Zombie Warrior Set: Phyrexia: All Will Be

Set: Phyrexia: All Will Be One Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from green

nonblack creature

Set: Jumpstart 2022 Type: Creature — Plant Elemental Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{G}{G} Trample

where X is the number of nonland permanents you control

Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense

Discourtesy Clerk [Unfinity] Phyrexian Zombie Warrior Set: Phyrexia: All Will BeSet: Unfinity Type: Creature Vampire Employee Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{B} When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smilebut only because guests found it off putting.